CoFfEe,, CoFfEe,,

March 19, 2005..

11pm,,

Coffee Overdose,,

with KC,,

She wanted me to keep this paper from this coffee shop..

Which says..

"YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN..."

=instant coffee takes too long..

=You channel surf faster without remote.

=When someone asks you "how are you?", you say, "good TO THE LAST drop!"

=you want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.

=you want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life..

=You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish Prison (I say: that is bcoz they servegood coffee..)

=You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee(I say: coffee keeps me awake!!)

=You name your cats and dogs "cream" and "Sugar" (I say: My dog's name is SADAM. but good point,next time, I'll name it Sugar...or coffee perhaps..)

=You get drunk just so you can sober up

=You speak in perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson (I say:I can also speak FRENCH ANDCHINESE when I'm drunk!)

=Your thermos is on wheels.(I say: when taking exams, I wanted to bring along the thermos in my desk!)

=Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position. (I say:suck wat?? hehe!joke)

=You think CPR stands for "COFFEE PROVIDES RESUSCITATION" (I say: WATEVAH!)